romannova:

Infinite list of favorite characters: Mako Mori

Mr. Becket, this is Mako Mori. One of our brightest.

did-you-kno:

A giant panda in China may have faked a pregnancy in order to receive more food and special treatment.  Source

did-you-kno:

A giant panda in China may have faked a pregnancy in order to receive more food and special treatment. Source

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

outofcontextdnd:

Druid (suspiciously): When that guy went to sleep he was a half-elf and now he’s a dwarf!

DM (deadpan): Second puberty. 


Creative kid. More creative mom. [reddit]

Creative kid. More creative mom. [reddit]

I think the main reason male masturbation isn’t as sexy to many as female masturbation is because when a guy does it it looks like someone blew cocaine laced snot all over his dick.

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

freshcleanfit:

Here are some wintry animals reminding you to have a nice day and please take care of yourself because you are lovely!

georgetakei:

Can’t pass up this chance…

Source: Nerdgasm: Community Page for Nerds

lammies:

im so mad. out of all the universes we coulda got put in, we got stuck in the domestic/highschool au

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