did-you-kno:

In the late 1800s, paleontologists Cope and Marsh were so competitive they used bribery, theft, and slander to out-compete each other in the hunt for dinosaur fossils. Their famous rivalry became known as “The Bone Wars.” By the end of it they were both financially and socially ruined, but had discovered over 100 new species.  Source

did-you-kno:

In the late 1800s, paleontologists Cope and Marsh were so competitive they used bribery, theft, and slander to out-compete each other in the hunt for dinosaur fossils. Their famous rivalry became known as “The Bone Wars.” By the end of it they were both financially and socially ruined, but had discovered over 100 new species. Source

lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

thotette:

yahoo answers never upsets me

thotette:

yahoo answers never upsets me

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

rociobrinkerhoffart:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

This would be the scariest movie ever.

mr-quizzler:

greatscottaspot:

nerdaliztix:

wow this is quite powerful

Really glad I stopped to read this.

Satan with a pet fish.

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

bigbeardedbastard:

th3dalton:

nicestrokepam:

this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.

My life perfectly right here.

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