i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
This would be the scariest movie ever.
- BBC: Wow.
- ABC: Yeah, I know, isn't it great? Anyways, at the end, he--
- BBC: Wait
- BBC: Wait
- BBC: You're saying
- BBC: The main character...survives to the end?
- ABC: Well...yes
- ABC: Yeah, yes.
- BBC: I...don't understand
- ABC: Well, you see, by the tenth season the fanbase has become very attached to him.
- BBC: Tenth...
- BBC: season...?
its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts
you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you